patrickstumpsgloves:

snorlaxatives:

I Get Really Uncomfortable When People Type Like This

by panic at the disco

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

adore1d:

Zayn: I’m definitely a closed book…I don’t really show my emotions. I don’t know if that will change when I get older, but it’s just the way I’ve always been. Out of all the boys I’d say I was probably the quietest and most shy.
It takes me time to open up to people…I’m learning to do it now because obviously I have to for my career in interviews and stuff. I’m getting better!
Babies make me go a bit gooey…I change completely and become a bit of a mum! I’ve always been like that. I’ve got younger sisters and they see me as the big brother who will look after them. They kind of look up to me a bit.
My older sisters helped me write my first love letter…I was really young, probably seven or eight years old. There used to be these triplets at school and I fancied one of them, which is funny because they all looked exactly the same! I think I just wrote something simple like, “I like you!”
Me and Harry are mummy’s boys…Actually, I reckon Louis is a bit as well! We all love our mums loads, so it’s hard to say who’s the biggest mummy’s boy in the band. My mum used to do everything for me up until the show, but I’ve had to do things for myself since I’ve been away from her.
We’ve got a little puppy at home…He’s a Shar Pei and he’s so cute. Animals make me gooey as well!

adore1d:

Zayn: I’m definitely a closed book…
I don’t really show my emotions. I don’t know if that will change when I get older, but it’s just the way I’ve always been. Out of all the boys I’d say I was probably the quietest and most shy.

It takes me time to open up to people…
I’m learning to do it now because obviously I have to for my career in interviews and stuff. I’m getting better!

Babies make me go a bit gooey…
I change completely and become a bit of a mum! I’ve always been like that. I’ve got younger sisters and they see me as the big brother who will look after them. They kind of look up to me a bit.

My older sisters helped me write my first love letter…
I was really young, probably seven or eight years old. There used to be these triplets at school and I fancied one of them, which is funny because they all looked exactly the same! I think I just wrote something simple like, “I like you!”

Me and Harry are mummy’s boys…
Actually, I reckon Louis is a bit as well! We all love our mums loads, so it’s hard to say who’s the biggest mummy’s boy in the band. My mum used to do everything for me up until the show, but I’ve had to do things for myself since I’ve been away from her.

We’ve got a little puppy at home…
He’s a Shar Pei and he’s so cute. Animals make me gooey as well!

kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM 
AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM

AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

psybelius:

I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER

snowyenjolras:

*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*

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oreoofficial:

Tired of using the same old dildo? Try this!
Buy box of OREO™ cookies
Twist cookie and take out cream center
Stack cream centers inbetween 2 cookie shells
Slide OREO™ dildo right in!
Now that’s what I call a foodgasm!

oreoofficial:

Tired of using the same old dildo? Try this!

  1. Buy box of OREO™ cookies
  2. Twist cookie and take out cream center
  3. Stack cream centers inbetween 2 cookie shells
  4. Slide OREO dildo right in!

Now that’s what I call a foodgasm!

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Taylor Swift
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"Permanent Marker"
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2014 (circa 2007)